is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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