You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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