is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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