Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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