I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
His nipple licking is glorious
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