Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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