We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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