another moral hangover. fuck.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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