She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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