singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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