Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
