omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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