Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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