She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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