Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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