But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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