I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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