Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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