Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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