The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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