He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Randomize
