no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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