How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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