Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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