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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Did he leave or is he still there?

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  He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.

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• (845): View more from New York

  maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  it's like my freshman wet dream come true

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?

  (647): View more from Ontario

  Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.

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• (530): View more from California

  I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep

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• (585): View more from New York

  There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.

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