i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I broke a rule
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.