I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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