kristin has been a bad kristin
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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