I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
