so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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