Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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