Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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