Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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