Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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