You made me cry and you don't even care
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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