this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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