what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Terrible idea I love it
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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