What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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