I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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