Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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