All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
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I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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