ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
one might say we're banned from that church
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
