Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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