My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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