This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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