Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
He uses pillows to masturbate.
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dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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