do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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