I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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