Can Purell be used as lube?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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