GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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