We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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