You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
