I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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