My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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