What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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