Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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