Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Dicks are not precious.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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